| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, we have news from America. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In a minute, Schulz... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, from the south... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They'll never see it coming... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's really our best option... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, we'll do that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now what was this news from America? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's something Kamala said, Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She compared you to Trump |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She said you're basically twins, separated at birth, Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Siamese, I believe. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Schulz, get out and take your Dummkopf relatives with you, right now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Look at my unblemished white skin, do you see a speck of orange in it? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Check out my slick do. Do you know how much I spend on that hairdresser? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That harlot has completely lost it! She should stick to her rhyming word-salads! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Trump declared that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Half of the American government has Israeli citizenship! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And she has the balls to compare me with that Cheeto? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is the last paper straw! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Call up her running mate right now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He's in a meeting with some school shooters Mein Fuhrer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You remind him that Walz is a German name! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He claims he's practically Chinese sir... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Has everybody become a raging lunatic? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Simpsons is my favorite program... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Trump defamed Springfield! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He says they're eating the cats and dogs, and the people of the pets that live there! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's clearly unhinged! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do I look unhinged to you, dammit? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everything was fine when they had that sleepy Brandon guy in there! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At least he left me in peace! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This manspreading witch is a threat to my sanity! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mother told me there'd be days like this... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She said you can't hurry hate. You just have to wait. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But how many heartaches must I stand? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everybody's looking for a hero... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everybody needs someone to look up to... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So I learned to depend on me... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If I fail, if I suck seed, at least I'll live as I believe! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least he's not singing it... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No matter what they take from me.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They can't take away my dignity. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I said, they can't take away my dignity. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can I get an Amen? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Arrange a meeting with that crazy cat person. The childless one who they say is very fast. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe Him/Himmler can advise me on relationships... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I like cats... |
