| 00:00 - 00:02 | Old gits should’ve sacked it off years ago… |
| 00:03 - 00:03 | Taken up golf! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | What was that? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | What were they saying sweetheart? |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | You know |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | I know? |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | They said Oakwood Footy is dead |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | You fuckin’ what babe? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Don’t believe a fucking word |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | He said there was a lack of interest…? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yeh we’ve had bad times, horrible times |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | Even tolerated Marv on the WhatsApp group |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | even though no cunt can stand him |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | But we’ve done a recruitment drive… |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | 30+ people on the group…. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And now there’s a reserve list… |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | A fuckin’ reserve list! |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | So you still get 5v5 each week? |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | What? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | 5v5? Every week? |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | 10 fuckin’ players? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | We get 9v9 every week! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | How does that make you feel? |
