| 00:00 - 00:03 | So as you can see the parade route will pass by the mountain range |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll then return |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the ballpark |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | in which the landis will be presented |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and you will get to show the trophy to the fans. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, at this point |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Game 5 should be a win. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Wharram... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Mounties... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We lost the Game 5 13-1 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Surfers eliminated us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever wasn't suprised by us losing in 5 again.. Get Out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU'RE TELLING ME WE LOST IN THE GEOGHEGAN AGAIN!?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cannot believe you incompetent fucks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND IN GAME 5 AGAIN! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FIRST WE GOT BLOWN OUT IN 2056 TO TWIN CITIES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND THEN WE LOST TO SAN FERNANDO THE NEXT YEAR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THESE GUYS ARE POST SEASON CHOKERS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We cant act like we didnt have another great season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT MEANS NOTHING IF WE'RE OUT IN ROUND 1!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, this is no reason to overreact |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you kidding me?? I think i'm reacting exactly how i should! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS BULLSHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE'RE PAYING THESE PLAYERS. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | JUST FOR THEM TO HAVE THEIR ASSED KICKED |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'VE BEEN GRINDING THE CAP SO HARD FOR THREE YEARS MY WIFE IS JEALOUS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND WE CAN'T EVEN WIN ONE GODDAMN PLAYOFF SERIES!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I CAN'T LEAD A TEAM TO A TITLE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AT THIS POINT I'M JUST GOING TO BECOME THE NEXT RON COLLINS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I came to Vancouver I took risks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I traded away a top prospect for Tony Frost |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and it lead to wins and playoff hopes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've traded so many prospects |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND THE PLAYERS WE GOT CANT PERFORM WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND NOW OUR COMMUNIST OWNER WANTS TO CUT OUR BUDGET NEXT YEAR |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I of course told him he's an idiot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT I THINK WE CAN STILL WIN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID I LOOK NOW |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we still earned $5 million in playoff revenue |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 50 years, it's been over 50 years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just want to give the people of Vancouver something to cheer for |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | maybe I need to clean house |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe start with our manager |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Our window is closed gentleman, we won't have enough to fund a contending team next year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We're going to have start from scratch.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put Phil Cole on the trade block.. |
