| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have concluded the investigations in Ridoutgate. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll also release an apology to cover TCJ |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That should redirect voter attention from Ridoutgate and TCJ |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With Tharman taking presidency- |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Shan and Viv occupied with Ridoutgate- We'll need a new minority-race leader |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We still have S Iswaran |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | MR Prime Minister |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MR Prime Minister, Mister Iswaran, He- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The CPIB- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The CPIB requests S Iswaran to assist with an investigation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Anyone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's not in the CEC, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When can I retire? I'm already 71! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My father retired at 67! 67! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are you guys idiots? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You can do anything you want, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But don't get caught! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can you not see such an obvious fact |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did the ivory tower get so high up your asses? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we've tried-. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What era are we in? We can't coldstore people anymore! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we needed more time- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So? It's out and now I've got to make a public statement. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Incompetent buffoons! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now opposition is going to say we can't ownself check ownself |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll be hearing this for the rest of my life |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All I wanted was a smooth handover and a clean retirement |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | -but, every single one of you- |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | -are paid millions but you can't get this simple thing right- |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want to retire, goddammit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And yet none of you are helping. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Lawrence Wong. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is all your shit soon. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then you'll know how I feel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You'll have more white hair than you know. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I already fainted once. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't want to faint again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm so sick of giving national day rally speeches |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and my language changing cup |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How many of you can win an election without gerrymandering? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we still have the GRC system |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | An election is due soon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Fuck it all. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll have to give some more GST vouchers and rebates. It'll come from all your salaries. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Be the man of the people again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Put up an act, that we feel the people's pain and suffering |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Singapore- |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Singapore will not have a change of government while I'm here |
