| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new draft starts today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The opponent has chosen 2p. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will be playing at dk's jungle. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will most likely draft petey bro and king boo. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The opponent is said to be a top 5 player. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will be fine. We have bowser and birdo. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Together, they should score plenty of runs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, one problem. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have yoshi. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yoshi is at shortstop. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will be able to get everything. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Moderators and anyone responsible for this new draft, stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you vote for this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have to give up yoshi to get birdo. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They have 3 homerun hitters. The opponent doesnt need yoshi, also |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 2p gets everything now. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And yoshi tongue. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yoshi running the whole field swallowing everything. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't even use birdo's egg without yoshi eating it. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That cost me 1 star, 2 if birdo's not captain. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, We still have Bowser |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They walk him every time. I don't even get to swing with him. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, birdo can play shortstop, too. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She doesn't have yoshi's speed nor his tongue. It's not the same. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 1p suck |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even if I did get to swing with Bowser |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Mario Bros are in right field with wall jump. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ready to climb the walls like spiderman. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What does 1p even get besides Bowser? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Shyguy's first base chem with birdo and Falcon pop isn't enough. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll need more stars for that. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The opponent doesn't even need good contact for homeruns on Dk Jungle. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is this Draft??? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 1p is just 2p's leftovers, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | always takings what's left |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | While im burning stars to get on. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 2p is hitting homeruns left and right. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 9 strikes all together for petey, bro, and king boo. Not counting foul balls. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How am I going to get 9 strikes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | past a top 5 level player? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That is not even impossible. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. You're in pianta leauge. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Not even Dk can save me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Yoshi will still eat his slaps. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | If dk changes sides! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yoshi will change, also. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | 2p is a lot better than 1p that is why the draft can't be used on Peach's garden. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No other reasons. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just mercy me already. |
