| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we have had a final decison. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The bowling club are putting the letters up Glenginnet road. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Monday club are doing the Clachan. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We used the word "folk" a lot and only insulted a very few people. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They should all be delivered this afternoon. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So who are we blaming? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The shop and the quilters? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were successful, they agreed the CAT |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are going to have to actually do it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out unless you actually think the Monday club is fun, worthwhile or good value for money. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where are we getting one and a half million quid? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It costs one and a half million quid. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They we were supposed to refuse! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We were going to blame the shop. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It was all going to be fine. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We could all be heroes. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We could say it would have been amazing. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now I have to deal with women arguing about the new dishwasher. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don't worry we'll do the trading company and sell sausage rolls |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You and the seven pound twenty saugsage rolls. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's including VAT, I'm not sure they are vattable. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course hot sausage rolls are fucking vattable. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You and your bloody business plan. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I have to spend forever actually making this shit show work. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A pub, a shop, a cafe. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Open 12 hours a fucking day. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have to totally rebuild the bloody hall |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with a team who couldn't even successfully take over the duck race. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How can people who can't steal a bag of ducks from school children do this? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We wrote a letter calling half the village "malevolent" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Surely that was enough. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Surely we could all walk away and not have to do it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Be big village heroes and not have to lift a finger. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dishwashers! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Monday club women already won't shut up about all the different commercial dishwashers. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | One wants a brand new Hotpoint! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The other one spends all day screeching BEKO |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A reliable manufacturer reconditioned BEKO! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm going to have to deal with actual stuff now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK we'll paint another sign post. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do you remember how we dreamed of a dog wash? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tourists and their dirty labradoodles... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | all fluffy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to resign. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They can't say I ran away. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's for very important dog reasons. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Organise "the decision engine" |
