| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are thinking the peaks and the Lakes? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We could avoid motorways? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | via some nice roads around Buxton and Glossop |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I don't think we should make the route longer than 4hrs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | get there for tea. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Does everyone have Sena's |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and GPS's |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tim..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bodge: |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Most have neither... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and some of them are slow. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not on adventure bikes or nobblies leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | who are these cunts? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Normal bikes and no nobblies! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | On shit bikes, riding slow |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | who even invited them? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I mean we may as well bring our girlfriends |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Men on these bikes could be gay |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They could bum us in our sleep! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'll wake up with aids |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tim they are all straight |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | thats what they want you to think |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tim they have wives |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That means nothing you twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they probably bum them |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If this lot need to straighten their hair before leave |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it will take forever to leave |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we will be late for the first country lane |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we won't even be able to tell them to hurry up |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they'll be daudling along with their perfect hair |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on their road tyres |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and we'll be waiting around with our bikes overheating! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why can't they just have KTM's |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it makes snse, I love KTM's |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the rumble of the exhaust |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | for fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're probably on those god awful BMW's |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or Honda's and Harley's |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If a Harley arives that's it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I will puke in my Klim helmet |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | those things are bloody terrible |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Jules, he doesn't mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't understand |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | why dont I have my own friends to come |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | just these |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pete you're my friend? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you took my advice and got a KTM |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even a sump guard and 2into1 exhaust |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and a gps |
