| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results of the AP Euro exam are out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Students who passed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mr. Jerose says that we are all winners no matter our score. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Heimler and Tom Richey are optimistic. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, I don't need a 5. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nice, but not necessary. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | your score... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't get a 5. Or even a 3. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You got a 2. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who got a 3 or higher on the AP Exam... leave right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disaster! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was up all night studying for this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A 3 maybe... but a 2?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet those two quiet girls even got a 3! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I didn't! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My parents are going to kill me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I wasted $75 on this test! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mr. Jerose said it would be easy! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He said it would be easy if you studied! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DID STUDY! For hours and hours! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer! He warned you not to cram! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I even used colored pencils in my notes! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What does he know? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You saw the DBQ! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How sports influenced nationalism in Europe. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We should have won in Munich |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but instead it was Jesse Owens and the Americans! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How could they force me to write an essay about that?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear to God! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone laughing at us: the Poles, the French, even Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's all hopeless. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm supposed to be the smartest kid. Me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The valedictorian! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Whatever... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I blame Nadia and her fascination with the Medici! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They only bought art. I'm the one who failed at it! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then there's Ashlee... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All she wanted to do was watch movies! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And Charlotte and London! UGH! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He doesn't know for sure we got 5s. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How could I get a 2? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least I did better than that Eli kid... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | a 2. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's impossible. Impossible. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Mr. Jerose I want my $75 back. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And that we should have gotten T-shirts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we got cake that one time. |
