| 00:00 - 00:03 | Commissioner, I've gathered all the Win or Go Home owners. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some of us have concerns. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 1st, the website is not WOKE and looks scarier this year... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and a few of us are unhappy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with the increase in Franchise Fees and Equity. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Franchise Fees? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Be quick. I'm preparing for the Draft. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commissioner... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't afford the extra $25.00. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And, we've elected a DEI representative. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who have paid your 2024 fees, give me the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Bidenomics & DEI! That's all you got?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Because you lose every year?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's another $25.00! You spend that on pedicures! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You four are killing me. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You never vote in polls, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now you want reimagine AND defund WoGH?!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Win or Go Home is competitive! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You 4 got no shot and no will to win! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Swires & Altobello have 11 Championships. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then beat them! Stop drafting Jerry's kids! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commissioner, my wife thinks keeping score damages egos. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then don't tell your wife! THINK about your team!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Drafting 'best available' is LAZY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Both leagues have Cowboy loyalist. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Let them make the homer picks! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Altobello likes frickin' Steelers. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DENY him his boy toys! DENY Swires his beloved Cardinals! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Let Stinson have the Auburn players! This is the NFL! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't draft someone 12 spots higher than his ADP! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Take PRIDE in your team! Take control of your destiny!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Zimmerman has 4 Championships. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and he's in Idaho. ..Do they even HAVE internet in Idaho?!? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even women have 2 championships! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | As for DEI... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Don't make me sell your team to Lea Thomas or Dylan Mulvaney |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do what it takes to find $25.00. NO PARTICIPATION THROPIES! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then don't waste your draft picks. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Research is the key. Don't let your division rival have his QB |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | even if you draft him 12 picks higher than his ADP... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Dak will still be there in Rd 17. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So, you 4 have a decision to make. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | WoGH Football or Mahjong in drag with the soccer moms. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Think of it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The horror. The horror. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've done what I can. Don't abandon a 20 year tradition |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for DEI or because you suck at football. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And now HR is on the phone... |
