| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've been informed Coach McDermott wants to further "clarify" his 9/11 remarks |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and has scheduled three more press conferences. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Niagara Falls, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | downtown at City Hall, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And yet again, right here at Highmark Stadium. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He keeps talking in circles. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Every time he opens his mouth, he just digs his hole deeper and deeper. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This was |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | just Dunne's first part of a three-part series on Coach McDermott. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are two more parts yet to be released. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except GM Beane and the offensive and special teams coordinators leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is wrong with you? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told you clowns to keep him from talking. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is what I get for hiring a bunch of rejects from the Carolina Panthers. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Panthers. What was I thinking? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The 9/11 hijackers? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That's his example of teamwork? Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This is the same coach who thought it was a good idea |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to gave the ball back to Mahomes with 00:13 seconds left on the clock. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Coach McDermott fired the special teams coach after that. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's all he does is fire coaches; he never accepts the blame for anything. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we never thought 13 seconds... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Enough! Andy Reid is still laughing his ass off at us! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And now our receivers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | can't catch a simple pass when they're wide open in the end zone. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I told you to trade for Whitehead from the Jets. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I know he plays defense but we could move him to wide receiver. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At least he catches the ball when Josh throws it to him. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Dropped passes, running the wrong routes, interceptions, fumbling the ball. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No wonder we can't even beat the Patriots. The New England Patriots for fuck's sake. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don't even get me started about last year's Vikings game. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So now the NFL's sending us back to Kansas City. Again. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why don't they ever make the Chiefs come to Buffalo. In front of our fans? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is that asking too much? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean, we lost to Denver of all teams. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How are we supposed to beat the Cowboys if we can barely beat the Giants? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I've ever wanted is to win a Super Bowl. Just one! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can't even make it out of round one of the playoffs. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Assuming we can even make it to the playoffs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The last thing we need is this distraction with McDermott. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least you still have a job. For now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe this is happening. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And they wonder why I never want to come out of my bunker. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need this shit like I need a hole in the head. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought having my dream of a downtown stadium getting crushed was bad. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But this? This "speech" by my head coach. Fucking guy is killing me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we still have parts two and three of this story waiting to drop. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's face it, we're fucked. |
