| 00:00 - 00:05 | I'm talking about that idiot journalist |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | he keeps trying to screw us over |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Little Penis Dickleboro, real dickhead |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | he thinks he knows everything about Brainchip. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | but he knows nothing about Brainchip. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | what a wanker |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | unbelievable! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and he goes by the name of some Seinfeld character on Linkedin |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and people read his shit! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I think he is that other character, whats his name, the one called - The ASSMAN! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | or that other character Art Vandelay |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He is Fcken delirious with what he is writing about. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | How about his friends at Hotcrapper? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They have no idea what they are talking about, too.. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I'll probably just go have a few beers, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and hop into a hot tub! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | But, seriously - |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Doesn't he know |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | we are going to be in trillions of IOT devices. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Where did he get his grey lead licence from? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | From the back of a corn flakes pack! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | or maybe Fruit Loops! |
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