| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, there has been a development... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Crowds are growing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at our ATMs in Clondalkin, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Walkinstown and Sallynoggin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are seeing the same outside Dublin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What is the problem? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We want them to use ATM's so we can close branches. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... this time we don't... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Due to a staff member hitting the wrong button... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are withdrawing money, that doesn't belong to them. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Money that was erroneously credited to their accounts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Spain, McCleary, Donnelly and Johnston stay, everyone else out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sharon Donnelly you told me this wouldn't happen again |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You told me our IT systems were now stable! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Just shut down the app like we usually do to stop them accessing their accounts! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is fucking written in our standard operating procedure |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | when anything goes wrong, why was it not implemented? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You are a bunch of useless morons, Donnelly you in particular. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where are IBM in all this?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they are saying it was an internal error |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that! We pay a king's ransom to keep our IT where we control our customer's activity! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes sir, but they say it was a BOI staff member... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut your fucking hole, shut down access right now! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where are the Guards?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get McEntee on the phone, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want 24/7 Gardaí protection on all our ATMs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If one more euro is taken from our ATM's she can fucking forget |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | about any support in the next election. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Varadkar too! These fuckers need to protect us like we protect them. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We are the cornerstone of this country's economy. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ask them if they want us to reverse their instruction that we overcharge customers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ... start lending to the proles... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | See what they think when the loan book gets opened to SF and their supporters. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That should fire a panzerfaust up their arses. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cannot fucking believe that this is happening again. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IBM promised to stop staff making these kinds of mistakes. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is enough that I have to listen to customers complaining about the usual shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Being a bank should be a license to print money. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We should all be lying in the sun counting our profits |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...and instead day after fucking day I have to deal with your incompetence. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Orlaith, we'll still get our bonus, we always do. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will be the laughing stock at this years Bankers Golf outing. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The dunce hat for the 3rd year in a row. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What a joke. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AIB will piss themselves. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll be made stand in the corner whilst they all holler and jeer. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And every single jeer will be deserved. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the fuck out the lot of you. |
