| 00:00 - 00:03 | The situation is now dire |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hunting has been banned over huge areas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And united utilities have suspended licences |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The public realises we have been lying for years |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the smokescreen is blown nationwide |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send Polly onto GB News |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They feature any old crap |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Bonner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Polly |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Polly boasted about breaking the law to the press |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Polly’s lies no longer work |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All four gold CA members-Banjo, Chuff, Barrington and Shot fox can now leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare landowners tell us we can’t break the law on their land? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Laws apply only to others |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not to us, the voice of the countryside |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We’re above the law |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Damned wildlife |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It’s all down to the webinars |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Loose lips sink ships |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking Mancroft and his ‘this must be kept amongst ourselves’ |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hankinson wriggled out on appeal sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Anyone can watch them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We mentioned trails and hankies sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes-clean hankies to fool onlookers |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Big red buttons |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hankinson boasting about ‘a terribly good wheeze’ |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Holding up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | People tweeting about going cubbing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We were getting away with crime for decades |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Barrington was sliming into schools |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Hardly anyone knew about us shooting hounds |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they’ve heard all our lies for themselves |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They’ve seen us whipping tired stags |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We only have the Telegraph |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even our own polls tell us nobody buys trail hunting now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now landowners like United Utilities |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | dare to tell us what to do on their land |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s so unfair |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All we want is our own way |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With no compromising or obeying laws |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If we want to abuse animals and trespass we should be able to |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There’s always pulling the legs off spiders, Polly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It’s all over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No more tooting on little horns |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No more brass buttons |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I’ll have to wear proper trousers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ll miss seeing halfwits hanging around hedgerows in the wind and rain |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to see blood and terror |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Time to find an actual sport |
