| 00:00 - 00:05 | Michael, I first want to say thank you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was very nice of you |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | to go thru all the trouble of buying beer & wings & ribs |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | & chips & salsa & potato salad & corn on the cob |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | BUT, what I reall want to thank you for.. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | is betting me 100 dollars for our week 1 matchup |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | your generosity knows no bounds.. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | not only did I draft Mcaffrey 1 overall |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | but kept Carson in the 4th |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | while drafting DJ Chark as my wideout 1 along with Gardner Minshew |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | while you drafted David Johnson as your RB1 and thought, |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | you would win having Austin Ekeler and Keenan Allen without Phil Rivers |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Cam Akers? Mark Ingram? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Christian Kirk? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Dak Prescott. Aaron Jones. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Kittle. Chark. Ravens D. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Carson. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Mcaffrey. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and you thought, you thought? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'll bank on Murray and Hopkins? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The matchup was over before it started |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | funny of you to show everyone how confident you were |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | after last year's fluke of a championship |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I bet Peter is rolling in his grave right now |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | knowing that you somehow won last year |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | with the Avengers team he had assembled |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I mean, Joe Mixon? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Leonard Fournette? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | These are the guys that won you the league last year? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Come on. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Chris Godwin |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | catching garbage time |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | receptions from Jameis |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | wins you the league? |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | In a year where we saw a team roster Mahomes, Lamar, AND McCaffrey |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You're kidding; |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | One of the all time con jobs |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I cant believe we gave this guy |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | the armchair championship trophy. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Starting Vikings Defense against Aaron Rodgers |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You thought that would win |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | our week 1 matchup? Of course not |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That team wouldn't even make Bouronnais "B" Squad |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | to go against Mitch and the boys in practice |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Vikings Defense |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Tyler Higbee... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Odell Beckham drafted as Wideout 1 |
