| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are preparing to turn Kent into a giant lorry park |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I've spoken to the Telegraph |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They're going to do another hit job on millennials |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Something about avocado prices in London |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and how they can't afford houses because they're lazy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Then the Shire Boomers won't notice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | when we break international law. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Blonde Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brandon Lewis... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I told Parliament we were breaking the law |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but only in a very specific and limited way. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lewis. Raab. Gove. Hancock. Stay. Everyone else get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You don't TELL them we're breaking the law! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "Specific and limited way?!" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's literally what breaking the law means, you utter lemon. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If hypothetically I murder someone, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | like oh I don't know, someone like you Brandon. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then I'm breaking the law in a specific and limited way. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What an asinine thing to say in the House of Commons. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I'd wanted someone to say something stupid I'd have sent Matt out. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | All I said was "He's an expert in trade." |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You said "AND he's an expert in trade." and did a stupid nod. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Blonde Fuhrer, I don't see the difference... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And that's the fucking problem isn't it, Matt? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's like working with Alan Partridge. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I used to laugh at Skeletor on He Man, you know? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Look at his stupid little minions!" I'd say. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're fucking Mensa in comparison to you lot. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe I can get Beastman in to head DExEU |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No, let's go the whole hog and invite Chris Grayling back. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Can you at least try and make it hard for Marina Hyde? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | David Allen Green is probably doing a twenty tweet law thread as we speak. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It wasn't meant to be like this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Cometh the hour, cometh Bullingdon Man! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "Oven ready deal" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And you lot fuck it all up. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even know where Dom is this week. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All he told me was that he needed his ears tested then turned off his iPhone. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | God knows what castle he's at this time. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Probably Warwick or Leeds. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Which isn't even in Leeds by the way, that's how stupid this country is. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. A lot of people don't know that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was meant to have a quiet weekend at home. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Spend some time with the kids. Wilfred and... and... um... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...the other ones. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Plus I've started violin lessons on Fridays. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I'll probably spend it in the Supreme Court instead. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least I remember where the good seats are. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | From last time. |
