Crape take over Whetstone
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Hitler finds out Crape have taken over OSBL scaffolding at Whetstone
00:00 - 00:03 | Gios have completed all their major scaffold builds |
00:04 - 00:05 | in the whole of OSBL |
00:05 - 00:07 | The jetty has been done |
00:08 - 00:12 | and every cable tray has a scaffold |
00:12 - 00:15 | so those poncey sparkies can work in comfort. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Thats great |
00:19 - 00:21 | a year of dismantles for them then |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | Davey |
00:31 - 00:33 | Gios are out Crape have the contract now |
00:34 - 00:36 | Brechtell decision |
00:53 - 00:58 | All Crape managers who have never been on the tools leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck has this happened |
01:15 - 01:17 | Crape couldnt run a fucking bath |
01:18 - 01:23 | Unfucking believable the projects fucked |
01:25 - 01:28 | They have fucked scaffolding worldwide |
01:29 - 01:31 | despite being one of the big boys |
01:31 - 01:34 | Their managers a fucking motor mechanic |
01:34 - 01:37 | Crape have dropped more objects than the Brits dropped bombs in world war 2 |
01:37 - 01:40 | Its a fucking miracle they havent killed someone |
01:40 - 01:42 | Its for the benefit of the project sir |
01:42 - 01:46 | Someones fucking gonna benefit thats for fucking sure |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir this has been planned for months |
01:48 - 01:52 | They cant plan a fuck in a brothel |
01:53 - 01:54 | Look at the Train 1 shambles |
01:56 - 01:57 | They cant estimate a fucking mobile right they fucking order 5 wheels |
01:57 - 02:00 | and dont even use fucking handover certificates |
02:00 - 02:03 | They sign the fucking scaff tags at the same time |
02:04 - 02:08 | They say they are going to get scaffold requests by word of mouth |
02:08 - 02:13 | and the odd fucking email |
02:14 - 02:16 | CIB will fucking smash them |
02:17 - 02:21 | more fucking delays more fucking pays |
02:27 - 02:29 | And what about SMS |
02:30 - 02:34 | 40 fucking million bucks we paid for that |
02:34 - 02:36 | Crape couldnt fucking work it |
02:41 - 02:42 | They count the fucking gear |
02:43 - 02:47 | and pretend they erect it |
02:48 - 02:53 | while they fucking have a kip |
02:54 - 02:56 | up on the fucking compressor deck |
02:56 - 02:59 | And what about the Gios boys |
03:00 - 03:02 | where are they going to go |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Crape will get them and the peggies too |
03:14 - 03:16 | Its over for Gios |
03:19 - 03:23 | They were the best top boys all of them |
03:25 - 03:26 | right to the end |
03:31 - 03:33 | finished strong too |
03:40 - 03:46 | right to the final whistle |
03:46 - 03:49 | you wont ever get a better team |
03:53 - 03:56 | Off to Darwin then |
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