Olimar's Alimony
218 views • 7/24/2020
The reaction that Crimson_Squid has to the way that the CYOA is going.
00:00 - 00:03 | Birdbrain posted a detailed plan to deal with the boss. |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's organized in such a way |
00:05 - 00:07 | so as to deal with each threat. |
00:08 - 00:12 | CheerUpCrewcut has also suggested a plan, |
00:12 - 00:15 | but I'm approximately eighty percent certain it's a joke suggestion. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Birdbrain's plan it is then. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Then we can finally get the hell on with the story. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Crimson_Squid... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Already... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Already_In_Use has come up with their own plan. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And no plan has consensus. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't actively participate in battles... get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | One update a day! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I can only put out one update a day! |
01:18 - 01:23 | jkid101094 returns to us at last, and it's looking like participation is through the roof! |
01:25 - 01:28 | But then Blaeizus had to leave us. |
01:29 - 01:31 | MrFuzz and Inf1ltrated barely post! |
01:31 - 01:34 | EpicSnailMan doesn't help with battles either. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I can't even remember the last time I saw NewDonker post. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And Colette says outright they just tune out the battles! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Squid, Colette has been here from the start- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Yeah, well what has Colette done for me lately?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Squid, someone voted for Birdbrain's plan- |
01:48 - 01:52 | You know damn well we need at least three votes for consensus. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's been a week! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I hoped to have R.O.B. dead by now, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Strong, Pikachu, |
02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe even E-123 Omega and Doc Louis! |
02:04 - 02:08 | This is supposed to be the hardest battle in the entire CYOA yet. |
02:08 - 02:13 | And it took me until the second-to-last turn to sort-of-kill Omega! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Birdbrain and Already won't let them die! |
02:17 - 02:21 | There's roughly ten attacks happening each turn, and it's still not enough! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I had them at last. |
02:30 - 02:34 | The way they use the Sheikah Slate against bosses drives me mad! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Stasis ruined so many schemes! |
02:41 - 02:42 | So I thought... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I would use Boney's powers against THEM for a change but the Sheikah Slate still fucks me! |
02:48 - 02:53 | They flipped the Guardian Egg over and now I can't use the laser! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Why did I give Spritzee Rain Dance?! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Cryonis is supposed to be the useless one! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Yet they found a way to completely fuck me! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Everything will be fine. The battle's almost over. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I had written a post where Strong dies. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I misread their battle plan and overlooked the part where they heal him. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It was nice. |
03:31 - 03:33 | But now Strong will survive. |
03:40 - 03:46 | These Alimoners won't even let the guy who wants to die kick the bucket. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Even if there's nothing left for his character. |
03:53 - 03:56 | At least I killed Omega. |
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