00:00 - 00:03 | We have about 2 days until our pit starts running over |
00:04 - 00:05 | Maybe 1 day if it rains again |
00:05 - 00:07 | The 590 says these fields could work |
00:08 - 00:12 | But the neighbors are having a party this weekend |
00:12 - 00:15 | Also, the set backs are really terrible there. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So, how much can be spread? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want to get all set up for few gallons |
00:24 - 00:26 | maybe 30-40% |
00:27 - 00:28 | 50 if we cheat a bit |
00:31 - 00:33 | We could blame the applicator if we get caught |
00:34 - 00:36 | These are the only fields to apply on? |
00:53 - 00:58 | Our pits our running over |
01:13 - 01:15 | Our soils are a sea of mud |
01:15 - 01:17 | Why is the world didn't we apply more this summer? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now the pits are full. The applicators don't come. The ground is beginning to freeze. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Cubicle dwellers! No one want to tank manure! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe you could tank manure |
01:31 - 01:34 | The neighbors hate us |
01:34 - 01:37 | The elements hate us |
01:37 - 01:40 | The DNR hates us |
01:40 - 01:42 | The President says he loves us |
01:42 - 01:46 | It sure doesn't feel like it does it? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we could ask for a waiver? |
01:48 - 01:52 | Might as well ask for a gallows. |
01:53 - 01:54 | They would be happy to let us hang |
01:56 - 01:57 | I refuse to give them the pleasure |
01:57 - 02:00 | The cows keep crapping but we can't get rid of it |
02:00 - 02:03 | Its like the "I love Lucy" episode in the chocolate factory. |
02:04 - 02:08 | That memory gives me PTSD. |
02:08 - 02:13 | And I used to like Lucy. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Farming used to be fun |
02:17 - 02:21 | It used to be rewarding |
02:27 - 02:29 | Now, nothing works! |
02:30 - 02:34 | The silage is too dry. The haylage is too wet. Straw is non-existant |
02:34 - 02:36 | And now we can't even haul it out! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Milk futures are up. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Margin calls daily. |
02:48 - 02:53 | But margins are non-existant |
02:54 - 02:56 | Like our current manure capacity |
02:56 - 02:59 | Now we need cows that don't fart |
03:00 - 03:02 | And cows that don't crap |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Bossy doesn't fart. |
03:14 - 03:16 | we've had cows that don't make money for years |
03:19 - 03:23 | We need to lower our costs |
03:25 - 03:26 | If we want to survive |
03:31 - 03:33 | We need to feed the world |
03:40 - 03:46 | There is only one thing to do |
03:46 - 03:49 | I think the solution is clear |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let's add another barn. |