00:00 - 00:03 | Polls close on the west coast in 5 minutes. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We all know where that's going |
00:05 - 00:07 | Dem turnout was high in suburban Pennsylvania |
00:08 - 00:12 | We see the same pattern in Michigan and Arizona |
00:12 - 00:15 | And we're not seeing the surge in Florida that we were counting on |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, "The Villages" are strong supporters of mine |
00:19 - 00:21 | I have over 98% approval rating there |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Villages... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Covid-19 decimated The Villages. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Half died and half moved back to New York where their votes are meaningless. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Jared Kushner, Stephen Miller, and Bill Barr, leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | The pandemic is a HOAX! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Hillary Clinton forced the media to create this pandemic to hurt me personally! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Soros, and Gates! A satanist conspiracy to bring me down! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Pedophiles! Communists! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Desperate to stop me from greatness! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Get the Secret Service in here right now! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'm not leaving and neither are any of you! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Those cowardly Republicans, they should die rather than not vote for me! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the voters are good Christian people! |
01:42 - 01:46 | They're dirtbag hillbillies! I hate everything about them! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir! they're sick and scared! The second wave-- |
01:48 - 01:52 | They should have voted absentee like I did! |
01:53 - 01:54 | NO LOYALTY! |
01:56 - 01:57 | No President has done more |
01:57 - 02:00 | in his first term than me! |
02:00 - 02:03 | I stopped travel from China and Joe Biden had to apologize! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And these results are from Fox News! I told you only to use OAN! |
02:08 - 02:13 | There's no way I would lose Florida! |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is a RIGGED ELECTION! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I had the greatest electoral victory since Reagan! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I had a dream, bigger than Melvin Luther King... |
02:30 - 02:34 | To make America great again! |
02:34 - 02:36 | A victory for European culture! |
02:41 - 02:42 | The blacks... |
02:43 - 02:47 | and the ILLEGALS stole the election from real Americans! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And now they're wearing face masks to mock me! |
02:54 - 02:56 | They look like Muslims. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I proposed a total and complete ban of all Muslims |
03:00 - 03:02 | from contaminating our country with their bad genes! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Ameera, he doesn't mean you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | The supreme court doesn't like me. |
03:19 - 03:23 | They won't overturn the election for me. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We've lost. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We're all going to jail. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm gonna let Hillary Clinton do a Jeffrey Epstein on me, |
03:46 - 03:49 | I've got bad news for her. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Send in Ivanka. |