| 00:00 - 00:03 | So in December they finally release the Hope trailer |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | I shout at wife:"Rosita! It's finally here! Hurry let's watch it! Turn on the PC" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So we watch it on YouTube, my jaw drops |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | beautiful weather, crocodiles, fish, grazing, pescivores, you name it, the game is stuffed with features! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And then they let us wait half a year and none of that shit is in.... (laughs) |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Nothing is in! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nothing is in! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They let everyone wait half a year and they put none of that shit in! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Nothing! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And to make it worse, they release the build to content creators, you know those Twitch streamers |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And they start their streams going like "Wow, This is great!" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Everyone is watching them stream a game with nothing in! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | But they are too scared to say anything... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | cauz the Devs will ban them! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They have been kicking everyone with a different opinion! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | So they are streaming an empty game and scared shitless! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Nothing is in! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Everyone was waiting half a year for an empty game! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And nobody says anything! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And these streamers keep trying to make it interesting by pretending to be scared and screaming |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They pretend it is exciting with nothing |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They run everywhere but there is nothing to see! Dondi wtf |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously, we have to talk about the developers |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | The lead Dev is said to be really toxic and rude |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Treats everyone like toiletpaper |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | he says something about a dino he doesn't like |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | just a damn dinosaur |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | an Anky or something |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The flat one close to the earth who wiggles his tail around |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | That's not in either! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And then there is a kid... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | There is this kid |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | A kid who is 18 years old |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He makes a video about it |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Flames the devs about hating on a dino, and they deny him the early build |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | While there's nothing in? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And everybody starts hating the Devs |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They are not even angry about the empty game |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But they get upset about the devs denying someone an empty game |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | These dino gamers are a weird bunch |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And are you gonna play it when it releases? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I will probably take a short look.... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But with nothing in, it is more fun to hang around Cargo as a Utah |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Or I will do some spawnkilling on the beach |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Half a year and nothing to show for |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | No wonder the Devs are offended so quickly |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | So now I wait another half a year and hopefully they will put in a Dilo next... |
