Billericay Town Downfall Parody
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Glenn finds out that Billericay have missed out on the play-offs
00:00 - 00:03 | Glenn, you asked us to prepare for our possible play-off opponents |
00:04 - 00:05 | With Concord Rangers being excluded from competing |
00:05 - 00:07 | It looked likely that we'd be playing Bath City |
00:08 - 00:12 | But we really needed to get a result against them today |
00:12 - 00:15 | and unfortunately we lost the game 2-0 |
00:17 - 00:19 | I see St Albans and Dartford also lost |
00:19 - 00:21 | so we're at Bath on Wednesday, yeah? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Glenn... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Errmm... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Wealdstone beat Hemel 2-1 and finished 7th |
00:34 - 00:36 | We didn't make the play-offs, Glenn |
00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone apart from Dan, Harry and Jamie please get out? |
01:13 - 01:15 | I promised the fans a promotion push |
01:15 - 01:17 | I told them we would definitely make the play-offs |
01:18 - 01:23 | Wheeler, why the fuck did I bother bringing you back? |
01:25 - 01:28 | I gave you a budget of £20k a week |
01:29 - 01:31 | and you finish 8th! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Five points behind Concord fucking Rangers |
01:34 - 01:37 | This is why I sacked you in the first place, Harry |
01:37 - 01:40 | You were fucking shit at Maidstone too, weren't you? |
01:40 - 01:42 | The team was in decline and we made the FA Cup 2nd Round |
01:42 - 01:46 | They even finished below Braintree, for fucks sake |
01:46 - 01:48 | Glenn, we had injuries... |
01:48 - 01:52 | You'll have injuries soon too, you fucking prick! |
01:53 - 01:54 | What fucking happened? |
01:56 - 01:57 | My team were a pack of lions |
01:57 - 02:00 | I called them Kings of the Jungle |
02:00 - 02:03 | Now they're like fucking pussy cats |
02:04 - 02:08 | I thought losing 5-1 at Chelmsford was bad |
02:08 - 02:13 | but you fuckers have really taken the piss out of me |
02:14 - 02:16 | I came all the way back from America for this shite |
02:17 - 02:21 | I've even got an artist ready to come in to paint a new picture for the mural |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'd planned another bowling night to celebrate |
02:30 - 02:34 | Where are all the big guns? The big, big guns? |
02:34 - 02:36 | We were the World's Greatest |
02:41 - 02:42 | I should sack you all now |
02:43 - 02:47 | This is fucking embarrassing, they are filming a documentary on us |
02:48 - 02:53 | The haters are going to be all over me now after this |
02:54 - 02:56 | Especially fucking Ant Smith |
02:56 - 02:59 | and he doesn't even have enough seats in his ground |
03:00 - 03:02 | yet they still finished above us in the league |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we've got enough seats |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe it is time to change manager |
03:19 - 03:23 | I hear that Dean Brennan is available again |
03:25 - 03:26 | Or me? |
03:31 - 03:33 | No, not this time |
03:40 - 03:46 | I will come back stronger next season, be the World's Greatest again |
03:46 - 03:49 | unless I get accused of snorting coke again |
03:53 - 03:56 | £20k a week... |
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