| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your paintings will come from storage here... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and here to the exhibition in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I have ordered canapes and champagne |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the invites have been posted. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My life's work, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | finally on display for people to collect. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't collect paintings like this anymore |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They collect Jpegs...they collect NFT's. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bob, Jack, Fred and Bill, please leave us... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They don't COLLECT PAINTINGS ANYMORE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ARE THESE PEOPLE INSANE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU TOLD ME THEY WOULD BE FALLING OVER THEMSELVES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is my life's work |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THEY ARE BUYING NFT'S INSTEAD? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHAT THE F*CK IS AN NFT ANYWAY??? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT'S JUST A BLOODY PICTURE ON A COMPUTER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IT ISN'T TANGIBLE, IT HAS NO VALUE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they're selling them for Crypto... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | CRYPTOCURRENCY? YOU MEAN THAT BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM RUBBISH? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, it's exciting future technology |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | EXCITING FUTURE TECHNOLOGY? ARE YOU MAD??? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S JUST COMPUTER CODE!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's not money you can touch, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They're not paintings you can hold, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that you can feel or go to bed with |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEY'RE JUST BLOODY JPEGS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'VE GOT THOUSANDS OF JPEGS ON MY COMPUTER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Are you telling me these are worth more... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...MORE THAN THE PAINTINGS I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE CREATING? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | OK, this Crypto, I assume we can buy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this Bitcoin and Ethereum for a few dollars now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and over time it may increase a little. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My life's work, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | RENDERED USELESS BY A BUNCH OF MILLENNIALS ON THEIR IPHONES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WELL AT THE VERY LEAST WE CAN SCAN THE PAINTINGS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Upload them and sell them online |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How hard can it be? We'll just sell on Foundation and SuperRare |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | OR ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME I NEED AN INVITE? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure someone will send him an invite... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least if the exhibition is cancelled |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and we sell NFT's instead it'll be good for |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the environment |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | as people won't drive to go and see it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I expect NFT collectors will be lining up to buy my work |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | my genius will be obvious to all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | they won't be able to stop themselves... |
