| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Weeksy, we've been everywhere trying to buy Couchie a new bike |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We tried Derby and Stoke |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We even tried Western Super Mere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We found a decent Ducati in Luton |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the back wheel was fucked and it needed cleaning |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, I suppose I can clean it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't mind tidying it up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Mr Weeksy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has paid cash up front |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And its a Ducati Scrambler |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that thinks its a decent bike go over to the gas chambers right fucking now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking stupid? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Like actually retarded fucking morons? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's going to ruin the reputation of my forum with this bollocks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You could have got him a GS500 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or even a fucking Sedgeway Nine Bot |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But no, you fucking spastic morons go one better |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You buy him a tractor for halfwits |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You might as well have blinded the poor cunt |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he wanted something different |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You interrupt me one more time and I'll cut your fucking bollocks off |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Yorick thought it was a good idea |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck Yorick, what the fuck does he know about bikes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You proper cunts |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm wasting my fucking time here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I said get something that would add to the glitz to the forum, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But you've bought an agricultural bag of shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next you'll be telling me it has a gold cylinder head |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And special wheels with yellow rim tape, you fucking twat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've put my fucking heart and soul into this forum |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you wankers are doing your best to make us look like cunts |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just don't know where to go with it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why don't you rip my heart out of my chest, cut it out with a spoon |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You stupid peevish cunts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wanted glamour |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But what do fucking clowns bring in? A fucking Ducati Scramber that looks like a retards bike |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's a fucking horror that even Funners wouldn't be seen dead on in those bastard purple leathers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have you gone blind in the night? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or lost the capability for rational thought? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Iccys bought a new boat |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did you hear Iccy bought a new watch too? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bet even Bigyin has better taste |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You cunts have done this on purpose |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Bring me the hat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're all getting fucked |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to gaffer tape broken glass to my cock |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And you fuckers are getting it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No fucking moaning |
