| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our PVE encounters are a disaster |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We believe players are going to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | these locations around the Kraken to level. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | F6 is constantly maxed at 200 players |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | from the mega companies that keep our game alive. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We reset everyone to 80 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 1 or 2 Krakens couldn't have leveled players that much. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are all maxed at 120 again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and back to killing bobs on the beaches. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay - dev lead, moderation lead, Nami, and Chismebeard |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW INCOMPETENT CAN WE POSSIBLY BE!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FOR 4 SEASONS NOW WE HAVE FAILED TO FIX ANY MAJOR PROBLEMS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THE COMMUNITY CONTINUES TO TELL US WHAT WE SHOULD DO |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WE IGNORE THEM AND FUCK UP SOMETHING ELSE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE LAUNCHED SEASON 4 PROMISING PLAYERS A BETTER EXPERIENCE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IN 3 WEEKS IS LOSE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MORE PLAYERS WITH SHITTY PATCHES AND BANS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SIR! The dev team just put out the farmhouse patch! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE FARMHOUSE PATCH!? THEY'VE BEEN ASKING FOR NEW SHIPS FOR OVER A YEAR! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR! We changed the map layout to distract them from that! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Changing the map doesn't fucking matter if we keep kicking them in the balls! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT ABOUT OUR ROAD MAP?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE IGNORED THEM FOR 8 MONTHS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHILE WE WORKED ON GENSIS AND THEY STILL SUPPORT US |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SPENDING COUNTLESS HOURS PLAYING OUR GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THE MODERATION TEAM INSTANTLY CLOSES THE COUNTLESS SUPPORT TICKETS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND PATS THEMSELVES ON THE BACK FOR A JOB WELL DONE BANNING PLAYERS WITH MORE HOURS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IN GAME THAN THEY'VE WORKED! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE STUDIO CAN'T KEEP PUNISHING THE COMMUNITY AND STALLING! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were supposed to be something special... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We boasted 40,000 concurrent players |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | on the servers in Europe and NA. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Incompetence... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE'VE BETRAYED AND DECEIVED THE COMMUNITY FROM THE START! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | SUCH AN ENORMOUS BETRAYAL OF THE COMMUNITY! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck it... Start banning the megas |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SWING OUR BIG DICKS AT THE MEGAS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WE'RE SO FUCKING STUPID THATS THE ONLY THING TO DO! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we won't ban your friends in Black Hole |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The players have alway been 15 steps ahead of us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We don't have any other choice but to be unfair |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and reset them again. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The season is fucked. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Put out a message about a reset and bug fixes. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then dev wipe more megas to make us look better. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Grapeshot wins again. |
