| 00:00 - 00:03 | So you can submit a new withdrawal bill tomorrow. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Phil's throwing another two billion at Arlene. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we've bought Jacob Rees Mogg Dunkirk on DVD. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Assuming Corbyn whips like a wet fish again |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A new Bill should scrape through by about three votes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No changes. Submit the same Bill again. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The House must choose between my deal or chaos. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bercow... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bercow says you can't submit the same Bill again this session. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There need to be significant changes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lidington, Barclay, Leadsom, Hammond. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What does that poisonous dwarf think he's doing?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does he WANT Boris Johnson to be PM? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Boris is probably wanking over this in the bogs as we speak. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Floppy haired twat. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's had a haircut. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I had a plan! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Keep pushing this deal again and again |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | until the ERG got bored and caved in. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Prime Minister we could push Malthouse Plan B and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Malthouse is sparkly unicorns, Barclay. What does it even mean?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Prime Minister. Brexit Means Brexit and... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you use that line on me you little shit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I invented it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 'Brexit Means Brexit' |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 'Citizens of Nowhere' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 'My deal or no deal' |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If slogans were votes, Stephen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we wouldn't be paying for Belfast to get a new Nandos. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I could tell Arlene to fuck right off |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and go back to joking about Corbyn being Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how stupid I'll look in Brussels? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I promised them I was the one who'd get this over the line. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 'Strong and stable!' |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was GOOD as Home Secretary. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 'We need to create a hostile environment for illegal immigrants!' |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The blue rinse brigade lapped it up. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now even Dominic Raab wants my job. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You're probably getting Rees-Mogg next, you know. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I bet he Googles nanny porn at work! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. I'll show him Private Browsing. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Fucking Bercow. All those hours I put in with Arlene. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I even sang hymns with her. The rubbish ones. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "He's got the Whole World in His Hands" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "All Things Bright and Beautiful" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This party doesn't deserve me. This COUNTRY doesn't deserve me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | By Thatcher's heart I curse you... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...may Grayling rule you all. |
