| 00:00 - 00:03 | We finally have a shortlist of actors |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | who we think would be perfect |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to play you in the eventual biopic. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Whoever does it needs to have |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | extraordinary range and talent. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I told you all before |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It has to be Bruno Ganz. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Darling, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bruno Ganz... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bruno Ganz died today. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was beloved by all. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't know who he was, GTFO. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean he's dead!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What will movies do now |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | . |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | when they need an actor who can |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | literally play any kind of role!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who else can play an angel with |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | a pure soul, and then find a way to |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | humanize one of the greatest monsters |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | of the 20th Century!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cupcake, he was in bad movies too! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But his performances were still great!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about The House That Jack Built!? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Lars Von Trier is a talentless hack!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hook him up with Wim Wenders!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And then see great films deserving |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of his great talents!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wings of Desire! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The American Friend! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even though Far Away So Close |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | wasn't very good, he was great!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Motherfucker has 120 credits to his name! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Find me one type of character he didn't |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | excel at portraying with heart! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even in the shitty Manchurian Candidate remake |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Who the fuck is going to play me now!? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Seth fucking Rogen with a fake mustache!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's Ganz or nothing motherfucker!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Good luck finding an actor who will |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | instantly charm himself to the audience |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the way Ganz did, effortlessly! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He was good in the Herzog Nosferatu, too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How about Tom Wilkinson? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Can he lose 30 pounds and speak German? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ah, what's the use? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ganz was a legend, he can't be replaced. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We keep losing these great actors and |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a part of our past goes with them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This sucks. |
