| 00:00 - 00:03 | Your letter has gone in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are leading the charge |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I'm saying we have a leadership challenge by lunch |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once she's gone |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll pick a rando to lead us and everything will be fine |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everyone I've spoken to has sent a letter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This shouldn't be too tricky |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fabricant |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fabricant hasn't sent a letter he supports the PM |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The coup is not afoot |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can people who have actually sent a letter stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | She's indestructible |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is she the bloody Duracell rabbit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Graham Brady I mean what the hell |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is he taking the piss |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're trying to leave the EU and we cant organise a new leader |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And they say my suits are pin striped but they're not |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bunch of yahoos who probably don't even have a tailor |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They buy they're suits off the rack |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer if we can just get back to the point |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is the point |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We will still leave the EU with no deal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you know how fucked we are going to be with no deal |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I mean the whole country |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dominic says the Dover Calais border is actually quite important |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No more Mars bars |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It will be a national humiliation |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and I will be the face of it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had a quirky image as a charming English eccentric |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now I will be the destroyer of the country I love |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sometimes I wonder if we are the bad guys |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Was this whole project a fantasy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had nothing else to do |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When you have money you need a purpose |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They call me far right |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I was just trying to cure the boredom |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now I've fucked the whole country |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wish I'd taken up Golf |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was trying to be Churchill but I think I might be Hitler |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why didn't the remainers warn us that this was a bad idea |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry the rich will be okay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll just have to double down and say we always wanted no deal |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's no turning back now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can spin that it is all her fault |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They won't blame us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Gove to try and renegotiate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That will look like we're trying |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bloody hell |
