| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're doing our best to locate him Gaffer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We think we've triangulated the Tweets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They come from somewhere between here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dore and Stocksbridge. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We think if you mention another celebrity death, we could draw him out... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | at least we've got a small area to look at |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in and around the city |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we're struggling |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | so many people think that you're a cunt |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it could be fucking anyone |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | .... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | There's too many people in here and my massive head needs more room so can some of you fuck off? |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | .... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You three cunts are supposed to be on my side |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | not liking and retweeting the shit that |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he says about me, no matter how true it is |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I do like to draw attention to myself |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am a massive hypocrite |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I do suck other managers off on twitter |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We all know I'm good enough to manage in the League |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I am bitter that Goater got that job I wanted. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Im not sure you would've got the Ilkeston Job Gaffer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you kidding, we all know I should be in the Football League |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Gaffer, you've won fuck all as a manager |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck off! I won the meat raffle last week, that's going on my CV that is |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm on radio every chance I get |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I even made an Xmas Youtube video |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I thanked all of grassroots volunteers in Sheffield |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I should be Knighted for that video and what do I get? I'll tell you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Some bastard on Twitter taking the piss, that's what. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I'm not careful, he'll highlight all the money I'm chucking at it to scrape a play off place |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and what happens if I lose and don't go up? I'm fucked |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll never get a place on I'm a Celebrity, they'll not even take me on Celebrity farm |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | even if I offer to wank a pig off. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Which I'd definitely do. Into my mouth as well. Love pigs me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | God knows what else he'll do next |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm frustrated as fuck I am |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can I get attention without him pointing out that I'm begging for it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Does he expect me to just let my results do the talking? I can't do that |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How do I win The Bootiful Game Manager |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | of the Month if I stay quiet on social media? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I sleep with random women so they vote for me on Twitter |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh dear! You didn't did you? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Deep down, I'm scared it's you Batesy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it's just like something that you would do |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tell me honestly pal |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll strangle you at first but I'll forgive you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's only banter at the end of the day and we could always send the |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | video of our fight to Soccer AM. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm sure they'll retweet it |
