| 00:00 - 00:03 | Toys R Us is gone, so we've had to search elsewhere. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far we've checked Target... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... Hobby Lobby, and Kroger. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | No Car Cultures at all. Just fantasy castings... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ... and that 50th Favorites Econoline that nobody likes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. We can hit up Wal-Mart. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I bet they've got a Mazda 787B for me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner saw an Instagram from HWCholo420. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a Wal-Mart shopping cart full of Mazda 787Bs. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who buys their Hot Wheels on eBay, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Freaking scalpers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They're scalping us out of our entire hobby! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can it be so freaking hard for one guy to get one miserable little car? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Pardon freaking me for having a family and a war to manage. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | By the time I get off work everything's gone! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's all Zombots and that goofy Chevy SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every time I go in there I'm full of hope! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But all I find are dinosaurs with engines shoved up their butts! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tomica Limited Vintage makes a 787B you know-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh? Great! I'll take out a 2nd mortgage on this bunker for a single diecast! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, They make what you want, and it's better quality. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not 20 times better, but that's what they cost! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You don't get it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hot Wheels are a cheap thrill! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They cost less than the crappy food at Sonic! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't have to think! I just buy! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But thanks to eBay any yahoo who can spot a Datsun can clean house! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And pretty soon I'm dropping ten bucks on a mainline! Plus shipping! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it makes me feel like the biggest sucker alive. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well go broke on 1:18s like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanna buy my little cars. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Have that magic moment in the store... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ... when you find the right car and you're king of the world. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But look at me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I haven't found anything on the pegs in weeks! Anywhere! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you know who's really to blame? It's not the scalpers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's Mattel. There, I said it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They have no idea what their customers want. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They stuff the pegs with fantasy castings and bread trucks from Matchbox! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. I collect Matchbox too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This hobby is making me crazy. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm becoming one of those nutjobs who freaks out... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... when the card's bent. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The scalpers win. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll just stick to Johnny Lightning and Greenlight. They know what adult collectors like. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You won't ever see them sell a toilet on wheels. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I could always use another Mustang Fastback I guess. |
