| 00:00 - 00:03 | your route has been finalized sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you have six jobs , all due by noon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the locations have been professionally chosen at random |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to maximize suffering for all concerned |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and you may not stop at these CO's to pee |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | this route will be difficult to complete |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but I always make my QJD , so... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ... boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | about your QJD... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | your QJD in May was below standards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you have been placed on steps |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who has ever crimped a scotchlok...take a hike |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Didn't make my numbers in May ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I worked my ass off in May |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | it was unseasonably cold this May |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it kept pissing ice cold rain all month |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | yet they kept the clocks open |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | all the while the GestapoRac constantly harrassed us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | like common utility workers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with no power limited licenses |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss , once you're loaded you own your route |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh shut up Gustaf, I'm the one that invented that saying |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, the unifying principles clearly state.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | don't give me that crap |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm too highly trained to be treated like this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you don't know what it's like out there |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I step in poop daily and feel fortunate |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when it's only animal poop |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I could randomly pull tickets from my leiderhosen |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and it would be a more efficient routing system |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would've swallowed a weinerschnitzel |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | for one simple stinger order in May |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | even when i do get a stinger anymore |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it's a both sides of the sac stinger |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and the count will surely be off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All i ever wanted to do was to install |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fairly decent internet speeds to my customers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | for a fairly decent price (plus taxes and fees) |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If you think the job title of Broadband tech |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | gets you anywhere with the chicks.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i have a bridge in Dussledorf i want to sell you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry , we can always file a grievence |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know if i can do this job anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I fear my only choice is to take a management position |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | as a GestapoRac supervisor |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe it won't be so terrible that way |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll be able to wear my khakis with dress shoes again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | while i pray for the sweet embrace of death |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or a voluntary buy out |
