| 00:01 - 00:03 | Breaking news, |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | Acolytes of the void is dead. |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Mutiny lead by fearless |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | raid leader Iakopa. |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | Experts predict Geograp will go on |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | to get cutting edge while |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | only topping meters the first |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | 15 seconds of each fight |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | The core of the guild will stay together under a new banner |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | Many things will stay the same |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aimbotexe still doesn't |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | want to get up in the morning |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Alex will still be second best in his class |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | and Lakopa will recruit both men and women with sexual favors |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Stay tuned for more details to come! |
