| 00:00 - 00:03 | so a six-team round-robin with two qualifying |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Abbeyleix and Rathdowney to start |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tricky away games |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A week break then to recuperate |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we finish with Castletown and Camross |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Durrow? That's always a handy three points |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Uh |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dermot |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Durrow |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Durrow already beat us. 22 points in game one. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a massacre |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay- Bertie, Coghlan, Johno, Mattie |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Durrow beat us! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in the name of fuck is going on? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'll have ye all strung up for this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are ye fucking kidding me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew ye were out of yere depth but still... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ye are a fucking disgrace |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A shower of incompetent bellends |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is some shambles this is |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ah here Doc, Durrow are quality this year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your cake hole Bertie |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Doc, the pitch was in terrible nick |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ye are beyond useless |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Bluffers all |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Councillor Mulligan could do better and he's cat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Agh |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We'll be playing Nicky Rackard at this rate |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Keystone fucking cops coaching in this place |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Des Sutton never had to put up with this shite |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd nearly get Brosnan back God help us all |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll stick you in infants next year Bertie I swear |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Abbeyleix must be laughing their arses off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They'll beat us by a fucking cricket score |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lord help me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Coghlan |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Calls himself a hurling man cause he's from Tipp |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Johno wouldn't know a sliotar if it hit him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We are royally fucked |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I still can't believe it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I thought that bluffer Miller was bad |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Christine |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to retire |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What's the point any more? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And ye? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A change maybe. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A transfer to Finglas perhaps |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ye won't last a month |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuckers |
