| 00:00 - 00:03 | And hear the Americans and British advance. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On the other side of Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the Soviets advance. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have our backs up against a wall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we are low on supplies and ammunition. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's no problem. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have a grand battle plan. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I fear. . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We fear the plans were shared |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | with Joseph Stalin by mistake. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room, except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The plans were shared |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | with that fat Georgian despot?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who is the stupid little doofus responsible for this?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell was it? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Was it you, Jodl? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How did Stalin get the plans? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did they get "shared" with him? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did you invite him for tea? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He was included in the Signal chat. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Signal chat?! What do you mean? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Himmler added him by mistake. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That stupid little kinky twerp. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's an imbecile! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Himmler's a stain in my |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | underwear not worth |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | changing my knickers for! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How can we expect to win this war? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When you discuss our plans on an unclassified messaging app |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we violate OPSEC! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now you twits have shared our plans with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It would have been more secure |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | if I had sent carrier pigeons. . .carrier pigeons |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with airhorns for assholes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn Signal. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When I told you to have a group discussion about our plans |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I expected you to plop your fat asses around a table |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | inside this secure bunker |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | where nobody could overhear your talking |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so plans would be kept secret! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Why did you recommend Signal? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | A chat with Joseph Stalin. . . |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's cartoonishly ridiculous. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cartoonish. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Like Bugs Bunny stupid. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You've turned our glorious Reich into a Looney Tunes skit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You loose-lipped ship sinkers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God Damn F-ing Signal. |
