| 00:00 - 00:03 | Maya will be texting Eli to let him know she got home ok |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the rare event she doesn’t, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We must assume someone keyed her Tesla. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Look at the sentry footage here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Someone with a micro penis did it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It was a Jew of course. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Arrest him at once. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer, s |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Schteiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Schteiner is a gentile with an uncut micro penis |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is 100% aryan race |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Kruger, Joyner, crisps, I don’t want you to hear this |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Micro penis? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck does an aryan have a micro penis? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It must be a Jew. Who else can be blamed? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Should have keyed that bitch outside car instead |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That bitch outside never texts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Maya always texts when she gets home “SS” |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It means sweet sleeps |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It’s the only thing that helps me fall asleep |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer, this aryan had to key it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why key it? Who will that help? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, Elon Musk is a Nazi |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Elon musk is no Nazi. He’s friends with Jews. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Micro penis Aryan? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How is this possible? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My mommy always told me I had a giant schlong |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Especially when I peed in the garbage while sleepwalking |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I know why only that bitch outside wanted me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She lied about my penis. I should hang her |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have a micro penis!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A disgusting, smelly, mustached micro penis, like stalin’s |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is happening to me? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ive loved a noble life. I’m one who children respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I lost to Robot Man. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There’s no other option. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Key all of the teslas in the world with swastikas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Keep doing it until Maya texts me she made it back ok |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How else will I fall asleep? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I have keep thinking of my own micro penis. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That damn bitch outside. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Only she will enjoy touching it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’ve wasted all of these years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have drank pureboost |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For my diarrhea |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That drink will save me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell Maya to text me right now. I cant hold on. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I bet she messaged that Jew Elliott before me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let me die alone. |
