| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ni Ni, we have some bad news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems the English warriors won't surrender. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And now the BR kings have joined them. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are kill stealing and luring on our team during the day. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And they continue to level at night despite our attacks. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay, I will have access to Candia soon to kill Hefegra. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then the English will crumble. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. No one is hunting in Candia. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's pointless. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your men are hungry. The farmers can't sell their items. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And letting Barzal join has pissed off too many troops. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that's paid to be my friend on Aethera, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I PAID THE FARMERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I PUT THE HAT ON! THIS IS MY SERVER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU HAD ONE JOB! HUNT THE ENGLISH DOWN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WARLOSKY, RONALDINHO, FROGG, I DON'T CARE WHO WE RECRUIT. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO WHAT I SAY! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND STILL THE ENGLISH MOCK ME IN ADVERTISING |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IT GETS OLD! FUCKING OLD! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir! We have no gold left and the neutrals refuse to buy our overpriced items! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN FORCE THEM TO PAY TO JOIN THE GUILD! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we already made the weak neutrals pay to join. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN FARM MORE ITEMS! I AM PAYING THESE SOLDIERS OUT OF MY FATHER'S BUSINESS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE WILL KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OR HE WILL TELL MY GRANDPA. DO YOU WANT THAT? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY GRANDPA WILL DO TO US!? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NO YOU HAVE NO CLUE! IT'S BUTT STUFF! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | EVERYDAY I POST IN ADVERTISING CLAIMING DOMINADO |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | EVERYDAY THEY CONTINUE TO PLAY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU TO WIN THIS SERVER!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I COULD HAVE SOLD THE HAT AND BOUGHT FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | BUT NOW I AM STUCK HERE. WITH THIS HAT. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | CLIPPEDYA INSULTS ME CONSTANTLY. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | DOPE DAWG STOLE MY HOUSE |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the Brazilians... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY DO YOU ALLOW THEM TO SHIT ON US EVERY DAY!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | YOU'RE ALL USELESS! ASTRO WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS FOR ME. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now he sold his characters, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND I'M STUCK WITH YOU LOSERS. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DYING IN EVERY SPAWN YOU TRY TO KICK THEM FROM. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Tilin. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm not sure what to do now.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I may have to stop paying for friends to play with me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Even you guys. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is my life.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe it's time I put my character on the Bazaar. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | To make my money back. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You all have failed me. |
