| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have two hours until the wedding |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | no sign of paul or pinder |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | there were last seen here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Did anyone see them? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It was spennymoor the last time I seen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | then after that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | no where to be seen? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | they could be in bishop |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | or durham |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | either way they are missing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | paul was meant to be driving |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Rosie, Jinder, Neelam Meena stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I fucking told yous |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | keep an eye on them fuckwits |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | they always take it too far and leave us in the shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Pinder will be stoned out of his brains |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and for the other one |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I dont even want to fucking know |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he'll be in a field cuddling a pig |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I told yous, I told yous |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Those arrogant cunts |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | your fucking telling me, its my big day |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | So what do we do? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | going to have to take the bastard micra |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this is bad |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I promised her a range rover |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | what are her family going to think |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | i'm not going in that piece of Japanese shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You's had one bastard job |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and you's cant even do that |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the girns will be laughing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and we are going to look like the biggest clowns on this side |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | of fucking spenny |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | seriously this is making belly go funny |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I've already been today |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we were nearly out of paper |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did anyone get any toilet paper when i asked |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | if there is no paper, that will just make the day even worse |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I cant deal with this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | will someone go get khushi now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | if she doesn't find these bastards |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry khushi, hes not angry at you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need some breakfast |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is anyone else hungry |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | rosie? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know we said no drink today |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but tell jags to get me a double black with ice |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | actually on second thought |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | leave the ice |
