| 00:00 - 00:03 | We kicked 7 goals to 1 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to lead by 41 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | halfway through the 2nd quarter |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Acres, Cottrell, Kemp, Williams |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Evans, Cowan and Walsh were the goalkickers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As we expected, a fast start. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How much did we smash them by?? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Richmond won. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Richmond won by 13 points. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 54 point turnaround. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but the coaches leave the room. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was the unloseable game! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Tigers weren't supposed to win a game this year. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We have a membership drive tomorrow on SEN! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That's fucked now. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They had 3 teenagers debuting |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Their list is barely old enough to shave. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How the fuck did we lose this, Vossy? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Their pressure was off the charts |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Vossy, you're a shit coach |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I took us to finals last year. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what happened in that final |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was over by half time. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 60 to 0. I remember. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It was embarrassing to watch. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now you're telling me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that we are the laughing stock of the AFL again |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | First it was Luke Sayers and his flaccid cock all over social media |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then the Jagganaught does an ACL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "Can you smell what the Blues are cooking?" "They know we're coming" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's a bunch of horseshit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | False dawn after false dawn, year after year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It drives me crazy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why am I surprised? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I swear that whenever I die, I want Carlton players |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and coaches to lower me into my grave. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | so they can let me down one more time. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This season is already as cooked as the Prendercast's opinions. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We were tipped for the flag! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, it's only Round 1. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And we have Hawthorn next week. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is gonna be rough. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Season done already. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least we can set for the draft. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought the dark days were over but I was deluded. Like all our fans. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "We're the team that never lets you down" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pack of useless campaigners. |
