| 00:00 - 00:03 | as you can see |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mission element 2 is wrapping up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | yet another AlphaGen trip |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it was another round of bullshit |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | from Mike Pazzuto |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | did they get |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Attack Path |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Greene |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | nobody, really |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | nobody, really give shit about |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the fucking attack path |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I just fucking Farted |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | now stand there and smell my asshole |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I send you fucks to NY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and you can't get a fucking attack path |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't give a shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that this company has literally no computers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | you fuckers will get that goddamn attack path |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | even if you have to send a gerbil in |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with a fucking payload written on loose leaf strapped to its back |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir they sent us to pentest a empty tool shed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking Excuses! I once pentested a haystack |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | no, you launched a payload at a hospital |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those sick little kids deserved it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | so what |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | so they dont get to grow up to be fireman |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but i got the fucking attack path |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I swear im going to micro manage you |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | till you aren't sure which way to wipe |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | its fucking simple |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | my ego depends on it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | without an attack path how will i sleep |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | now I'm going to |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | listen to some cyber podcasts and when i'm done |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | you'll book another week of travel so you can finish |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I swear to god |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | there has to be way to exploit that tool shed |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i give you mariott points |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and i only ask for one thing, and that's for you |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to give me what i need to speak nonsense about payloads |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but i can't because we've been defeated by the tool shed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calhoun, we drove. We didn't fly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I throw buzz words constantly to motivate you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but it just doesn't seem like it's enough |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its not |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | lets schedule a 4 hour meeting so we can say more buzz words |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want everyone to bring a copy of the dictionary |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we're going to have to dig deep |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Clear my afternoon |
