Changes in the Oireachtas
42 views • 2/17/2025
Post-election changes in Leinster House have caused some distress among TDs and Senators...
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Houses of Oireachtas have anounced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That we're to move |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | From landlines to Microsoft Teams |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone is to be moved to a new office |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which will not have landline phones |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should complain to HR |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Put up a fight |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Deputy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | HR... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | HR are working remotely |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They don't answer their phones |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could all the Junior Ministers leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual Fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First they take our coffee cups |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then the smoking area heaters |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The bins in the offices |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Michael Lowry will go bloody daft |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought we voted the Greens out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Faceless unelected bureaucrats with more power than us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They that ordered the bike shelter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They're just doing their job |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They have no bloody mandate |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think the Deputy needs a holiday |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Another recess?? Are you mad?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Next you'll want another bank holiday |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just want a cup of coffee |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And a cigarette |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And a long chat with the switchboard operator |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And a bin in the office for the used questions papers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm a TD and I want my landline |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How will I do my radio interviews now? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The move to Teams will cost me the seat |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mattie McGrath will raise it at the Business committee |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A Senator will bring a Bill about it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We'll have to go to court |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Where's PBP in this debate? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where's their ranting about workers rights? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This warrants a referendum |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or a Prime Time Investigates |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Something has to be done |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I haven't been this upset since the constituency redraw |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The constituents don't have teams |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone draft a letter to Verona |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell her I wish I voted for McGuinness |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or Aengus Ó Snodaigh |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Things have gone to shit around here |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Seán Ó Fearghaíl wouldn't have allowed this... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Do an FOI - Ivana probably lobbied for it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What speaking slots have I today? |
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