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| 00:00 - 00:02 | Tuesday in C036 |
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| 00:03 - 00:15 | Giles: Pft is going well. We will meet deadlines soon. I will Gilesify everything |
| 00:16 - 00:21 | Chris: Ok, Im just glad i still get to have a gourmet sandwich at the Golden Lion on Thursday |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Giles: Chris, the pub lunch... |
| 00:31 - 00:37 | Noel: The pub lunch will need to be cancelled, you are too busy to host |
| 00:51 - 00:58 | Chris: Everyone get out except for Giles, Noel, Ross, and Geoffrey |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | Senior Leadership Team |
| 01:12 - 01:22 | Chris: I planned this ages ago, I picked a great menu and made sure everyone could attend |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | PSA team and level 4 graduates |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Tilly |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | Jack and Ethan |
| 01:31 - 01:40 | Chris: Do you understand how difficuit monthly pub lunches are, I am the only one capable of it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ross: Sorry Chris, but I think you'll find I booked alot of them |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Chris: I know, but that's because you're addicted to guinness and cheese |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ross: Chris its ok, why don't we just go to Micks? |
| 01:49 - 01:52 | Chris: Of course that's your answer, you have a bloody sponsorship deal |
| 01:52 - 01:55 | Chris: You'd eat there every meal if you could |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | Chris: You realise how bad 1lb burgers are for our health and how the food stinks out the office? |
| 02:04 - 02:05 | Charlie: (enters chaos) |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | Jack and Ethan |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | Charlie: (still thinking this is better than air enablers) |
| 02:11 - 02:17 | Chris: If we cant do this, someone might break my legs, and then it'll be hard to drive a tank |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | Chris: and while on the topic of tanks, Geoffrey needs to learn what one is |
| 02:27 - 02:37 | Chris: no one considers the logistics of organising a pub lunch. Im not a robot |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | Ross |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Noel and Giles |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Chris: All i wanted to do was restore morale and control |
| 02:47 - 02:51 | Noel, Giles and Geoffrey |
| 02:51 - 03:02 | Chris: And Dstl are doing another organisaton reshuffle - I just want to keep my team together |
| 03:02 - 03:04 | Jack: I just wanted a pint and to escape GBS :( |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ethan: its ALRIGHT, at least we don't have to use our flexi now :) |
| 03:07 - 03:09 | Charlie and L4 graduates |
| 03:14 - 03:25 | Chris: Maybe we need to be like other teams. Maybe pub lunches are just a thing of the past |
| 03:26 - 03:27 | Ross |
| 03:28 - 03:30 | Noel, Giles and Geoffrey |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Senior Leadership team |
| 03:34 - 03:37 | Ross: (internally panicking about not getting a Micks) |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | Chris: I have had enough of this, I can't tolerate the impact on team morale and cohesion |
| 03:50 - 03:52 | Chris: (internal EMOTIONAL DAMAGE) |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | Chris: Noel, book me a taxi |
