| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm afraid Trump is president again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's already issued some orders |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He says he wants to expand U.S. territory |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For now he just wants Greenland |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But who knows what he will try to take next |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There's no stopping this madman |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But Canada will keep him in check |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Canada... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He thinks Canada is one of his states |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Trudeau resigned because he teased him so badly |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, except for you morons who worked on the Harris campaign |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is why I sent you to help Kamala! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To keep this lunatic from winning again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now he wants Greenland and Canada! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What's next, the Panama Canal? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's going to want to build a Trump Tower in Berlin |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will not allow a golf course in Berchtesgaden |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't even know how to hold a putter! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I will have to flee to my villa on the Gulf of Mexico! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer he changed that, now it's the Gulf of America |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That fucking idiot! He can't change the maps! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He also declared there are only two genders |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Two genders! His own wife is probably trans |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Look at her cheekbones! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She hasn't let him touch her in years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You think that's a coincidence? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's off blowing Putin and getting a hand job from Marco Rubio |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Next he'll tell trans girls they can't play sports |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are very good athletes and they just want a chance to compete |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As God intended them to |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's trying to be tough like Putin. Or me. Or Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And this birthright citizenship bullshit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I were born in the U.S., I'd be a citizen! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even though my mother was from Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And that Supreme Court. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do they have no respect for precedent? Have they even read the 14th Amendment? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They overturned Roe v Wade, what "originalist" travesty comes next? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I will not stand for Trump's bullshit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Gulf of America, my little Bavarian ass |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll change our maps to call Mar-a-Lago Bullshitburg |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, you can still use your old map |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now Musk is stealing my Nazi salute |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | As if he doesn't already own enough things |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He can have it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I won't need it anymore |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't live in a world with only two genders, where Kid Rock is considered an A-list "celebrity" |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A world run by Trump, that dumbkopf |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God I miss Biden |
