| 00:00 - 00:03 | There’s no fucking chance |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Of penguins second flight |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Making it to Sunburgh |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Before bloody triggered lightening |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Or some other pishy excuse cancels new year. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bollox I must get off |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 1st rotation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There’s 8 seats on the 1st flight |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You’ve not been picked Liam |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That Croatian pricks bagged one |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Lazy fucking bam |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your not from the Teesside Mafia get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | One of you cunts is taking me home! I need Fenwick to drive me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Right to my fucking front door |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sat freeloading on his massage seat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Listening to chuck Berry |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Enduring terrible jokes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I’ve already been fucked over once this trip |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Conned out a tenner |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | For that sorry excuse of a pob raffle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Liam that money goes to charity |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the charity |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your tighter than 2 coats of paint |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Charity begins at home you fuckwits |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let me tell you now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I’ll scoff all your chocolate |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I’ll not go to the bond |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fuck your bonus ball |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You’d think I’m in the top 5% of earners in the uk |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Well I’m in the top 5% |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Of tight cunts ever |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You can take an Englishman to the bond |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But you can’t make him open his wallet |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fuck the lot of you |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I’m done |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Away back to Haugesund |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To carry on my murderous rampage |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I like to feel my victims release their last breath |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | As I crush their windpipe |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With my bare hands |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It’s the only thing I get a glimpse of joy from |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sammy’s not in the draw, Craig’s fucked it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Right you useless fuckwits |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You’ve ruined Christmas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now you’ve fucked new year as well |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is the worst place ever |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hate you all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pricks |
