| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we are ready in all respects to flash up |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have finished the tag out audit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have the department assembled |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have the high quality water |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Oils are all flashed and CP’s are done and signed off |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Has anyone checked N2 pressure |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It’s a subflot hot topic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir I’ve just checked with fwd, N2 is… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I’m sorry to report |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir we are sorry to report fwd forgot |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobody has charged n2 in weeks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that’s taken a knee or is planning to wait outside |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You cunts!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It’s an hourly on rounds |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This whole department is fucking useless |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The only sailors shitter than us are the EBS store |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And they are shit!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 260 days you could build a boat from scratch |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dreadnaught will be ready before us |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The CO thinks we’re shit! Were worse than Hancock’s welders |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Babcock really tried with the wleds |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It took about 5 attempts per weld |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer it was only 4 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck 4, I wish they’d welded my eyes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Like ET Guy did |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Acid flushed them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With acid and bilge water |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Right in the fucking eyes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The only person sadder than me is P |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Him and that stupid dress he’s started wearing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When I was an AMEO we smiled, we looked happy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We at least attended CAT A’s!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was the best big T, the best one ever |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I knew the MEO’s wet order of by heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even knew his shoe size |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And those cunts next door |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They failed an NWI and still look better than us |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They’re even getting a new freon |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Whilst No5 looks shit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There’s better freons in gaza |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fuck stores!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, the Pusser says we’re good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All we can hope for now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If for the Sws to put up the umbrella |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or maybe even tws |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They must have a hidden defect |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We could hide the power unit they have back aft |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The WEO would never see that coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Big Scranimal that he is. |
