| 00:00 - 00:03 | James, the pursuit you and Stobie had yesterday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The hospital phoned |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The driver died this morning |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They’re doing a pursuit review |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I’d speak to a fed rep or lawyer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I knew this would happen |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is why I don’t pursue |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | James… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You should know |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s your fatal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The reports in your queue |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that plays cards rather than doing police work leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you MEAN |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I’m reporting a fatal?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How on earth can this be mine?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I spent the majority of the time hiding |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | On a first bus reviewing CCTV |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I didn’t even get a chippy from Adnan |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I’ll say again, this is why I don’t pursue |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All it was, was a fucking shoogly battery |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He was disqualified too James.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don’t deal with Disqualified drivers!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He also had a locate trace |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck is a locate trace?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can’t believe this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is all Stobie’s fault |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I told him to stay away from Drumchapel |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Nothing good comes from covering Drumchapel |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I bet Nick is going to be SIO |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He’ll have already 3D printed a model of the locus for RTFIU |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That man is wired to the moon |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don’t let Jamie be FLO. The family have suffered enough |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is the absolute worst |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only today my butler handed in his notice |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He rejected my advances |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don’t even know how |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To work the new crime system |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How do Group 2 get away with it? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 400 containments a day |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Smashing every car in the fleet to smithereens |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jumping onto the roofs of cars like interceptors |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Mark, you don’t need to volunteer for this one |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have taken a re rostered rest day |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I told Alex I’d join him for Archery lessons |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Try help him find a good woman |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I cannot take this fatal |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You all know the reason why, its been explained before |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im still working on the double fatal |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The dog deserves justice |
