| 00:00 - 00:03 | It actually says right here on page 13 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | "If you have completed..." |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "...at least 30hrs of clinical rotations..." |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | "...HCC is required to waive any remaining missed hours..." |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | "... in the event of a natural disaster." |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, it's debatable |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Whether or not a hurricane is "natural" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tripat... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hurricanes... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hurricanes can't be artificially created |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That theory has been widely debunked by real scientists |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except for Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, and Carlos |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | REAL SCIENTISTS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAVE A DOCTORATE OF EDUCATION |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE NERVE OF THESE PEOPLE TO QUESTION MY HURRICANE KNOWLEDGE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Of course they can be artificially created... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TUCKER JUST SAID SO ON FOX NEWS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I DON'T CARE WHAT THESE DEMOCRATS AT BAYCARE THINK |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY WANT TO JUST REWRITE HISTORY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | PRETEND THAT MILTON WASN'T DIRECTED AT FLORIDA FOR POLITICAL REASONS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tripat, Florida is actually mostly a red state |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT'S FAKE NEWS, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tripat, Milton equally affected people of both parties |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is the kind of bullshit that Donald Trump will protect us from Carlos |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE HANDBOOK IS WRONG |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Natural disasters are election interference |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Illegal immigration, and capital gains taxes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOT THIS CATEGORY FIVE GARBAGE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO YOU PEOPLE THINK I'M THE CLINICAL HOURS FAIRY? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | JUST ERASE YOUR HOURS WITH A WAVE OF MY MAGIC HOURS WAND??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I TRY MY BEST TO BE EXTREMELY PLEASANT AND UNDERSTANDING |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's always, "How many hours, Tripat" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Never - "How are you Tripat?" I'm a human too |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With passions, and dreams |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Baycare... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND CARLOS, IF YOU EVER DISRESPECT TUCKER CARLSON AGAIN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WILL DROP THE ENTIRE CLASS BY A LETTER GRADE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Have you ever even heard of meteorology? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It was a scam invented by the Obama administration in 2016 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IN ORDER TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM ACTUALLY WORKING HARD |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Andy, your paper didn't deserve a C |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I've failed you guys |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I tried my best and maybe you're just unteachable |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A lost cause |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have to revise the handbook |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So future generations don't try and just breeze their way through this program |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe include a couple chapters on real disasters |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please save us Donald |
