| 00:00 - 00:02 | People don´t value good parties anymore. |
| 00:02 - 00:03 | Civilization is about to colapse! |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | My boner is about to colapse. |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | I can see that. |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | How does that relate to your shirt? |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | It is physiologically almost impossible |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | to come a lot with a colapsed boner. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Is this why you try to fill the void inside you with the sexual energy of a substandard nightclub? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Actually, i try to fill the void with |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | the creation of funny memes |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | and the consumption of fried food. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I only came here, because my mom told me to socialize. |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | But I hate this place so much |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | that I go around creeping people out with weird sex jokes. |
| 00:32 - 00:34 | To be honest, the whole purpose of my existence |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | seems to be an absurd joke. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Have you heard about Fryday? |
| 00:39 - 00:40 | FRYDAY! |
| 00:40 - 00:42 | With Y instead of I? |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | What the heck is that? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Everything you ever wished for. |
| 00:46 - 00:46 | . |
| 00:46 - 00:46 | . |
