| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will destroy Payson |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will remove all taxes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are your stooges |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will lie for you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You are our Trump |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You are dolts but I love you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Even though you are idiots |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My hero we messed up |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We got caught lying |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | On KMOG we embarrassed you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The town knows we are liars now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Normal people leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You can’t even lie well |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Lie,lie,lie |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It’s easy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You idiots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We look like the Tea party |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You learned nothing from KMOG |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Big lies |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tell big lies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lie like Trump |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It’s easy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I won lying |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How hard can it be |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now Higgins looks good |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The normal people will destroy us |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They will recall me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Steve Otto is toast |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are found out |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Jefff is laughing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Beaten by donuts |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will be eating dogs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The town will prosper |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Done |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are done |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Only KMOG can save us |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now people are smarter |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How can we fool them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can MAGA people save us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We need idiots |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Lots of idiots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Be calm he is just nuts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why bother to cheat |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Democrats have won |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dead lying rats |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who will want to be a loser |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I may as well wear a hat |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A damn donut hat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We lost |
