| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, so you want extra tzatziki on it? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and no fries? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that is noted. coke? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we'll get it for you right away |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there's this nice vendor right here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | yes yes, gimme now |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | i'm so hangry after my run |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you should know |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | your 6 day record has been broken |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he decimated it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | was he wearing cheater shoes? nike? adidas? hoka? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | answer me! did he wear carbon? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | fucking cheater shoes! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | mechanical doping, making the shoe run for you |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it makes my blood boil! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i will not have it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | their times don't count! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | not like me, i ran myself |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in real shoes that were readily available |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir, we can't tell from the image |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | cheaters i say! what is his sparatathlon time? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | sir, it looks like a normal hoka |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | hoka this, hoka that, damn frenchie junk |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | worthless times I say |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i bet he even had bicarb |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | wavelights and trampoline shoes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | hydrogels and nutbutter |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | where is the pork chops? where is the syrup? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i ran with real food for real times |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | no, no, no, sorokin too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | damn worthless 24 hour time made with pogo stick shoes |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i have had enough of this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they are making a mockory of my heritage |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | people will forget about me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | forget... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | forget about my hardness and stick-to-it-ness |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the new generation of runners don't know shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | mondo track and peba foam |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they should all be competing in the paralympics |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | using mechanical aids, cheater fuel |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | be calm, it looked like a hoka clifton |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i just get so mad |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ho will people know that i am the real deal? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | first forest gump |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | then sorokin, and now this... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | this weak western excuse of an european? a fool will rob my most precious record? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | there will be an uproar |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | has camille herron said anything? |
