| 00:00 - 00:03 | The whole electoral map has changed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The shift to Kamala has been |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | measured nationwide. The swing states |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | have mostly swung away from us and abortion |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ballot questions will bring more women to the polls in red states too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need to bring back sleepy Joe. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And fast. Make it happen. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump. We can't... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We simply can't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mr. Trump, we can't force Biden to run. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one can be forced to run for office. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except JD, and the chief insurrectionists. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can we be losing to this woman whose parents weren't Americans? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A woman who changes her race on a dime. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And with a Jewish husband. How is such a combination possible in America? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The entire first family would be a mess! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We must excite our basement dwellers, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | oops base, to get out and vote. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't know how we can be slipping in the polls |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can freeze or bake my fans on open fields and they will still vote for me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Trump, some of these races are tight because your voters died of COVID. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you blaming me? What did I do? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Trump, they died from your quack cures. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I didn't force the bleach down their throats. They knew I took the vax. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I didn't sell them Trump horse paste. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This was a test of loyalty to me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and they paid the ultimate price for me, but I need their votes now. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Remember Papa Joe Kennedy? He got dead people to vote in Chicago. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why do you think I wanted RFK, Jr.'s endorsement? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those Kennedys will get out the vote from every cemetery there is especially in the swing states. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I didn't have a plan for Kamala, bring back Sleepy Joe. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My entire campaign against Sleepy Joe is gone with the wind. Stolen. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't want to debate a woman who has prosecuted people like me. A nightmare. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A man of my stature should not have to appear on the same stage as her. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My cult members support me 100%. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The race has changed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Yes the race has changed, literally. We must stop this monstrosity. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I didn't have names for her and people are saying I should stop calling people names. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I get my cult members to cling to any nickname. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It beats talking policy which my cult doesn't understand. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I just need to say border or electric batteries |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he doesn't mean the batteries we're using right now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They are saying you are too old. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That's why I need Sleepy Joe. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Make it happen. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They are calling you Don-Old. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I feel younger than Kamala's step-son. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am not a dementia patient. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's just not fair that Sleepy Joe is gone. |
