| 00:00 - 00:03 | The DNC Convention was quite successful. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Now we are behind in almost every area |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Wisco, Michigan, Pennsylvania |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are in danger in other states too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The polls are weakening but especially where we need support |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what about sending JD Vance out with the dog ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And that donut shope visit ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furhur |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | everyone.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The voters think he's the worst possible pick of the century |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is now being called Weird by our supporters |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Oh for fucks sake - everyone out but Corey, Chris and Don Jr. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I should of picked that dog killer |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Anyone but that confused bearded tech bro..Nobody likes him |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I am gonna go to JAIL |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They are going to see the DIAPER and my real hair |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They don't have gold shitters in prison |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am too white to go to jail |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This campaign is shit - you are all fools |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher - we were all fooled by Biden quitting |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and you spend 100 Million against BIDEN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my Furher - we can't run those ads now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | we can run them - our voters are fools |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | RUN EM Anyways !! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Biden-Harris - whats the fucking difference? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just call them communists and socialists |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now I'M the fucking OLD MAN - fuck |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Whats happening - this a fucking nightmare. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I should get that idiot General Flynn back on the team..wheres RUDY G ? And Sindy Powell ? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That was a great team |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | now I have to debate her and she speaks in complete sentences ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its not even on FOX |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They might ask me real questions - about shit I don't know |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Sharks...and.. electricity |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and Hannibal Lector |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who gives a fuck about those red hatted rubes ? We just need to sell hats |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Gold sneakers ! What the fuck do I know about GOVERNING ? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its almost "executive time" for me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have a better handicap than Joe -doesn't that count ? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that Clinton woman ! AGAIN |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry - he hates ALL women |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call that brain worm dude RFKjr |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | tell him we can give him Ben Carson's old job |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | nothing important |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He can cook bear for a state dinner |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Jesus, we really have a collection of weirdos in this joke of a party |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Incels, Inbred hillbillies, Jesus freaks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I give up - lets just keep grifting them until Nov. |
